The Eight: Reindeer Monologues

Directed by Hilarie Mukavitz

"When a doe says 'no', she means 'no'."

A dark, dark Christmas comedy. Scandal erupts at the North Pole when one of Santa's reindeer accuses him of sexual harassment. As mass media descends upon the event, the other members of the sleigh team demand to share their perspectives, and a horrific tale of corruption and toxic masculinity emerges. With each deer's confession, the truth behind the shocking allegations becomes clearer and clearer... and murkier and murkier.  A tale for the Me Too era.  



Randy Stache as Dasher - First Reindeer and leader of the pack each Christmas run. He refuses to speak on the scandal.


Alyssa Mares as Cupid - The only openly gay Reindeer, and extremely proud of it.


Levi Kohlmann as Hollywood - Also known as Prancer, his personality has changed some since the release of his movie and the launch of his acting career.


Karen Quicker as Blitzen - Vixen's chief supporter during the scandal and leader of the walk-out against Santa.


Devin Bayer as Comet - A reformed convict, saved from a life of drugs and crime by the Claus family, he's Santa's biggest advocate and supporter.

Leah Bischoff as Dancer - Former ballet professional who joined The Eight not long after her studio was burned in protest of Reindeer dancers.


Ty Wesley as Donner - Rudolph's father and unemployed herd deer, he was placed on The Eight by Santa to help keep him quiet after the infamous "Foggy Christmas" incident.

Nanette Bulebosh as Vixen - Attempting to press charges against Santa for sexual assault, her colorful past does not lend credibility to her accusations.

***Content Advisory:  This program contains mature themes and explicit language.  It is not recommended for children.

December 12-14 at 7:30 p.m.

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